Diamond Man

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Diamond Man is a primary antagonist in Dave's Fun Algebra Class! He was the first created member of the Diamond Man Family. He is so shiny and powerful that he personally defeated the dreaded "Ultimate Matte," transforming it into pure cyan crystals and liberating us from eternal mathematical pain.
Diamond Man will not harm or damage the player in any way. However, due to his shininess, people tend to stare at him a lot. Therefore, he gets angry if you stare at him. When angered, he will charge after you and teleport you to the starting area when he catches you.

HOW TO BECOME SHINY?

1. Watch for any distorted, beveled cyan stickmen.

2. You will find them everywhere, including schools, hallways, and even VRChat.

3. If you stare at them for too long, they will shout at you.

4. This is already obvious, Diamond Man is f*cking shiny.

5. Now, just f*cking get $DMAN, Diamond Man loves all his brothers.

ROADMAP

1. Entering Dave's Class

2. Becoming Diamond Man

3. Diamond Man = Shiny

4. Shiniest in the Universe

5. $DMAN To the Moon

TOKENOMICS

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WARNING

If you keep staring at this token, you will be forcibly teleported back to the starting trade page.

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